Food For Thought

Hello, Welcome to "How Can I Make It A Better World?"

A few simple jokes:


    Kindergarden teacher to little girl: " Why are you crying Amanda?"

                            Amanda:  "Jimmy broke my doll, Miss."

                            Teacher: "How did Jimmy break you doll, Amanda?"

                            Amanda:  "I hit him on the head with the doll."

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      Secretary to her boss:  "If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee."

      Boss: "And if you were my wife, I would make sure you drank it."

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         The purpose of life is to find mental peace, enjoyment.

         One way to find enjoyment is to look for it in every situation.

         I had a heavy fall, and hurt myself badly. I am in great pain.

         Where is my enjoyment in that?

         I cannot see any reason to rejoice in that fall I had.

         But what I have done is to accept unreservedly this present moment, including my present injured self, in pain, as it is.

         I am not looking to judge the moment as being good or bad.

        Just accepting this moment as it is.

        My acceptance is not defeatism.

        My acceptance allows me to find peace and mental quiet in the moment. Ut frees my body to take all the steps needed to heal itself.

       My acceptance frees me from annoyance, frustrations, looking for people to blame.

       My acceptance allows me to move forward, to things I want to do.


       Wishing you joy and abundance,   Shree-1.

  

I wake up to enjoy the day

Hello! welcome to "How Can I Make It A Better World?'

  A few jokes:

     It was my first day as a trainee at the local smithy's, making metal goods.

     My boss asked me to make a hammer.

    I struggled through the morning, but made no progress.

    Fearing my job was on the chop, at lunch time I bought a hammer from a shop.

    I presented that to my boss.

    He said, "Very good. Make me 50 more."


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   Mrs Jones to her neighbour:     "Where are you off to Mrs. Smith?"

   Mrs. Smith:   "I am taking my husband to the doctor's. I do not like the look of him this morning."

  Mrs. Jones:  "Good idea! Can I come with you? I do not much like the sight of my husband either.'

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 Try as hard as I might, I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet.

 I just do not know why.


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  I wake up to enjoy each day:

       My world is in a terrible state. The fightings, the killings, the financial meltdowns, the natural disasters.

       Even so, this is my wold, and I love it as it is.

       Every morning I wake up meaning to enjoy the day ahead of me.

       My outlook is, "my purpose of living is to enjoy the day. as long as my enjoyment does not harm any one else."

       With this tenet, I find myself enjoying even the tepid water shower, and the lovely crunchy breakfast cereal.

        The wait for the bus is no problem,  neither is the telling off I get from my boss for being late.
I got what I deserved, and will do better tomorrow.

        And so it goes on.

        Luckily I do enjoy the day, one way or another,


        Wishing you every jiy and abundance.      Shree-1